So can sonscreen

Yet another excellent sing from the Bapticostal House of Prayer.

No Parking

I'm glad we cleared that up.

Soon and very soon.

I took this picture last year. I wonder how many years he's used that same sign. Hey, if he stands there long enough, eventually he'll be right!

Someone should tell him "don't" is spelled with an apostrophe.

Jesus loves everyone.

Jesus especially loves Marlboro 72's on sale.

Ur

Church just isn't the same without ur.

Ruler

Can I borrow your satan? I need to make a strait line on this piece of paper.

Breathe Easy!

Who can tell me why a Medical Center needs a shiny new banner advertising that they are smoke free? Uh...shouldn't that just be a given? It's a Medical Center.

"Don't worry, the surgeons have stops lighting up in the O.R."